WHERE WOULD PARIS HILTON RETIRE?
WHERE WOULD/SHOULD PARIS HILTON RETIRE TO?
Hilton loses the lust for the limelight some time in her lifetime, where would
or should she retire to?
locations for Paris would/should include: In the good old U.S. Off-Shore, or as
some suggest Outer Space.
Maybe Paris should
buy an island somewhere and start her own country. There are some Pacific Island where
nearly everything is for sale, and with her money she could afford to buy
sovereignty, and then she could be the judge or at least appoint the one who
would rule on her cases.
Of course Paris's
pad in Beverly Hills could be a nice retirement location. Lets see: good weather, good health
care, ready access to the media, nearly automatic renewal of drivers licenses
(regardless of age) oops may be a little harder for her, since she has a
suspended license, and if GW has his way a tax free inheritance. Of course California income taxes are a
little stiff, but the proposed savings on the federal should off set any state
Monaco, Rio, Bangkok, or some other place which could accommodate the party life
style. Even retired a girl has to
party once in a while!
Wait a moment you
say, how about her namesake Paris, France?
Your Publisher doesn't have any hard data on lifestyles in France so I
can't speculate if Paris would fit into Paris in
Alas, seems the
only retirement location suited for Paris Hilton is Outer Space. And space travel may be common before
Paris is ready to give up the spot lite.
Tomorrow, would be
OK with your publisher.
more than welcome! Please